☯☯☯ Cornify Lollify+ home theme

✼Just another simple girl, with another simple tumblr✼

Cornify
boom clap the sound of my ass

(Source: susemoji, via stabs)


kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via unescapable)


plunged:

HILARIOUS TEXTS FROM THE EX
  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via stabs)


whoredinarygirl:

knowing you have school tomorrow

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(via beyoncescock)