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pokemon-global-academy:

lyssorz:

Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer.

Those chicken nuggets are 14 years old…Do not eat them without BBQ sauce. 

gnarly:

when yo chick sees me:

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(via sextnoise)


umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: umplify, via ant0rm)


chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via human)



cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via surprisebitch)